Painting Venice Using, uh... MS Paint Whoa. 500 hours. I still have to learn to sit still long enough to help my daughter draw a princess and this guy goes ahead and...sheesh.

Logos Galore, all in vector format. Seems to be quite a handful of logos here. Hope the copyright-infringement is enjoyable. Too bad they're not in one gigantor zip file...

I'm Sorry, it's too late for Christmas... but I could get you something more your style for your birthday. "These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags. "

"It's close enough for folk music". Looking for an online a440? McCabe's guitar shop has what you're looking for. Almost. While you're there, check out their bagel.

Rummy, Bush and Cheney in NYC, awaiting the RNC (9.3mb QT, Audio NSFW, with mild crotch-grabbing. Super-gratuitous, QT-level use of a Caucasian using the N-word. First FFP. Hope it doesn't offend...)